Our World Cup Dream Team:
Goalkeeper Right Back Defender Defender Left Back Right Wing Midfield Midfield Left Wing Forward Forward Manager
Brian Blessed
Pat Sharp
Mr Blobby
Prince Charles
Ozzy Osbourne
Dot Cotton
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Biggles
Dr Fox
William Shakespeare
Jaeremy Paxman

Brian Blessed (Goalkeeper): Direct the troops from the back. Complete with Flash Gordon theme music.

Pat Sharp (Right Back): His mullet beats any 80's Football hero's without a fight (no Photoshop required).

Mr Blobby (Defence): Even Roy Keane would sh*t himself when confronted by this character in defence.

Prince Charles (Defence): He'd defend England to his last dying breath, as long there was tea and crumpets after.

Ozzy Osbourne (Left Back): The Prince of Darkness, need we say more?

Dot Cotton (Right Wing): Underneath that 80-year-old-chain-smoking body must be a cardio engine. Surely.

David Cameron (Midfield): Tory or not, we'll give him a run, as long as he has a funny hairdo along the way.

Nick Clegg (Midfield): How can we have Cameron without Clegg? He'll never be too far behind.

Biggles (Left Wing): A pilot, adventurer and hero. It seems fitting that he'll do well on the wing.

Dr Fox (Forward): Charisma, style, wit. Everything a forward doesn't need. That's why the doc fits right in.

William Shakespeare (Forward): The ultimate English legend, who better to have as your star centre forward?

Jeremy Paxman (Manager): You know you'll never have a bad decision made against you with Paxman on the case.

Above is our choice of ‘Legends’ for an England World Cup dream team. We hope you agree it’s a shame we won’t get to see them in action!

We’re sure you will have even better ideas for some other English ‘Legends’, and we’d like to hear them! So why not submit your ideas, along with their position and a reason why you think they'd make a good addition, and if they make the cut we’ll add them to the subs bench on the left.

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